¡Dios Mío!

Clearly, the Cardinals had a pl*n. Now, from the looks of their opening day roster, I could not tell you what this pl*n may have been--frankly, it seems more likely that they had made the traditional St. Louis Deal with the Devil (see Warner, Kurt) and had exchanged their futures for a championship--but things have imploded so thoroughly that a pl*n must have been in place. Not only are they seven games off the pathetic pace of the NL Central, which is where a team that can't beat the Nationals deserves to be, but now Yadier Molina, their stellar defensive catcher who has learned to hit, too, has gone and fractured his wrist in an 8-3 loss to the mediocre Rockies. Good grief. Oh, that they could just go home 'til this, too, passes. Then again, between the DUI and the dead guy, the going home's not going so well, either.

Is this what being a Cubs fan is like?