What Seattle Has Taught Us

It is too possible for everything to be uphill from everything else. In both directions.

16-year-old boys can have a patisserie habit.

Your hair will do that thing. No. matter. what. you. try.

There is no Italian food here.

Or ice cream.

However, Potatoes, Idaho. $7 is an acceptable menu choice.

Denial may be a powerful force, but just because they deny it's raining doesn't mean they're not wet.

Monorail!

If alcohol doesn't cure what ails you, something fried with cinnamon and sugar will.

Jimmy Hendrix had lovely penmanship. And then he died.