A Thanksgiving Miracle

I'm shocked. It's Thanksgiving Day and not a single animated angel has appeared in my inbox to remind me to thank Dear Leader for protecting us from the heathens. I've received no bad poetry about soaring eagles and the innate superiority of America. Not one chain letter warning me that if I don't eat my share of factory-farmed turkey the terrorists will have won.

Either those filters are working or a certain faction of relatives has finally given up on me. And wouldn't that be something to be thankful for!