To Do List

The first order of business today is to move that Borat picture far enough down the page that I don’t have to look at it again. I’m not saying it’s not funny; I’m saying, “Oh, my eyes!”

How to achieve this important goal? If only I had a flight suit, I’d resurrect the classic strategery of declaring that my mission is already accomplished before it's even begun. I hate to imitate anything that guy has done, but at least I wouldn't really be stooping to his level: by the time I finished explaining that my mission was accomplished, it actually would be.