But did she learn how to spell Ashwaubenon?

Did you hear the one about the thirty-three year old high school cheerleader, dateline (more or less) Green Bay? True story, at least for a day. But, hard to continue a felonious identity-theft-from-your-own-out-of-state-teen-daughter ruse after being locked up for some other crime--that one only a misdemeanor. And even if she coulda made bail, high school girls can be so catty. So it's probably just as well she didn't go back. Then again, if you ask me, if they truly want to punish this candidate for Hoos-oisie mother of the year, forget the $10,000 and six years she could theoretically owe the government for using documents that were not her own, take her at her "I wanted to live what I missed out on" word, and make her do high school until she graduates. Day after day after day.