What's in the Holy Water?

First there was Kurt Warner, whose rise from Hy-Vee sacker to NFL MVP is well documented. Then there was Zach Johnson, the Master's champion for whom a stretch of road is now named in Cedar Rapids. Regis High School hit the trifecta with Joslyn Morse, the busty blonde gal pal of Yankee superstar Alex Rodriguez.

The New York Post reveals her to be "a longtime stripper and Playboy wannabe who has danced at one of A-Rod's favorite jingle joints." With a collection of adult-oriented businesses now clustered on the city's far west side -- including a "juice bar" recently cited in Sports Illustrated for its weekly mixed marshal arts night -- it seems inevitable, and altogether appropriate, that a street near the Lumberyard be named Joslyn Way or Morse Boulevard.

I'd suggest the Catholic high school, but it's been closed. Their work is done.