I don't know why I (or anyone) cares, but WTF?! It would seem Britney's life had taken a turn for the better when she dumped that loser Kevin Federline. And when I think of shaved body parts she's willing to flash in public, her head never crossed my mind. Perhaps she's distraught over Anna Nicole Smith's passing (or, more likely, the publicity that has generated) or has the aforementioned FedEx stepped forward as the father of her baby? It boggles the mind to think what goes through the heads of people without them. We all know that sex sells. Bald women are not sexy. Bald women in tattoo parlors are downright scary. There are no bald women in tattoo parlors in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. Man law?
Saturday, February 17, 2007
This week's sign of the apocolypse: Britney goes bald
Posted by Lonnie at 11:05 PM
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Sidestepping the Man Law motion you've put on the table, I think you've missed the obvious explantion of Britney's behavior. Britney Spears is actually possesed by the spirit of Anna Nicole Smith. If you doubt this theory, just wait for her next Anna-like move.
Dena Darling, what in the name of Marilyn Monroe are you talking about?
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