Either you will or you won't

Get it, that is. I realize this quip might as well be written upside down and backwards in Sanskrit for those who load this page most often, but trust me, it's really clever, and oh, it made me laugh:

Courtesy of the Jeff Gordon who is my favorite local sportswriter and not the NASCAR driver, "If La Russa heads to Seattle to manage next season, as rumor mill suggests, will he bat the designated hitter eighth?"