That Was The Week That Wasn't

You know something's not right if days go by in which Dick Cheney is nearly blown up, Al Sharpton's ancestors were found to be owned by Strom Thurmond's ancestors, and Cardinal baseball tickets went on sale and yet there's nothing new to be found on this page but virtual tumbleweeds and another lame comment by my least favorite anonymous Iowan. But considering it took us four months and a week that included a referral to a neurologist for our open thread to hit such a dry spell, I'm not going to sweat it. Those are, after all, the doctor's orders.